COME TO JESUS
Bob Oschack: Happily Married
Do I get a little jealous when my single friends come to me with wild stories about exotic nights with strippers? Sure, but at the same time look at all these model ships I've been able to build.
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The President's Dog
Why did President Clinton name his dog Buddy instead of Spot?
Because he didn't want people running around the White House saying, ''come Spot, come Spot!''
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A man went over to his girl's place for a little bit of nookie between the sheets. He presented her with three choices of condom -- gold, silver, or bronze.
"Silver," she said.
"Why not gold?"
"Because I want you to come second for once!"
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Scott LaRose: Adult Film Plots
My job used to be to watch adult films and tell people what they're about. People would come in and go, 'What's "Romancing the Bone" about?' It's about 90 minutes too long. That's what it's about.
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Rob Pue: Every Man's Job
It's every man in here's job tonight to go home and plug himself in and be a heat rock, so when that lovely, cold-blooded iguana decides she wants to come to bed, she's got a nice, warm place to roast her frozen tootsies on your torso all night.
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Pat Dixon: OK to Say During Sex
How come during sex it's OK to say, 'Who's your daddy?,' but it's not OK to say, 'I love you, mommy'?
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"Oh please come in"
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What do LifeSavers do that men can't?
Come in 5 flavors!
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