Jimmy Carr: Fellating on a Plane
Presumably at some point in the flight, she turned to him and said, 'My ears are popping. Have you got any hard candy?' And he said, 'No, no, I haven't, but I've got an idea.'
No sex chatters?
Jimmy Carr: Arriving Early
Actually, a couple of weeks ago, I failed to perform sexually. I'm not going to go into detail, but suffice it to say, I 'arrived early.' And my girlfriend said, 'Don't worry, that' happens to a lot of guys.' I said, 'There's two things the matter with that. Firstly, who are these "a lot of guys," and secondly, if it's happening to more than one of us, don't you think it could be your fault?'
Jimmy Aleck: Sexual Advances
To a woman, sexual harassment is when a man makes advances towards her. Now, if a woman makes advances towards a man, we call that getting lucky.
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FJ users in a nutshell
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